Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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