- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

its snowing on mount fuji

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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