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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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