Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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i have a christmas tree.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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