- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You and your parents are going to die today

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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