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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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PEANIS!

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Why did the book disappear?

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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