- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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