- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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