What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Gangnam style

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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brandon ya twwat

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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