What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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How old are you? 20

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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