what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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