If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

black people

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

My kids are mistakes.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

your moms my other ride

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

good one jess !!

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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