- Anti Joke

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Oh...okay, good.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.