Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

hahahahaha thats not funny

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

I would rape her

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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