Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

world peace

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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