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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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