What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

What's clear and wet? water

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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