- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Women's rights.

Woman's rights

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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