- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What is White over Black? Society.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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