Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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