- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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