Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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