- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Guess what? Holocaust

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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