- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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