Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Womens' Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

So a baby seal walks into a club...

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Psychics.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Charlotte Bobcats

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

hi will

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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