How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Your Mom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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