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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Two english guys meet at work

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Once upon a time, The end.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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