- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Gun Control

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Hillary Clinton

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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