Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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