What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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