- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Women's rights.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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