- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

A blind man walks into a pole.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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