- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Male penises.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

An English man walks into a pub.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Women have the right to vote.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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