What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats black? a black man

You have cancer

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Butt Sex.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

hi to the world fromthe world

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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