What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

WNBA

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

who is mark

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

If life throws you melons... ouch

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

neil patrick harris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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