What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Scientology.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Snarf Nuggets

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Woman's rights

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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thumbs up!

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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