- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Matty B

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

AIDS

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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