- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Homosexuals are gay.

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