- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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how now brown cow. WTF.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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