- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What sucks?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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