- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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