What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Roses are red Violets are penis

yo momma is so tall shes tall

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Your mom goes to college

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

the your face joke

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What's funnier than 24? 25.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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