what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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toast points

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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