Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why....... Because.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Black people

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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