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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Women's Rights

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Jasper sucks.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

A horse walks into a bar...n

What time is it? 10:58

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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