- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

An Irishman stays home

Women's Rights

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

i hate you.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Icecream

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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