- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur mother

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

drugs.

A black man killed someone

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Your life That's the joke

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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