What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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hi

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