- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What lives underground? Grandpa

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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