Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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GONNA

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Obamacare!

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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