What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

This joke isnt funny.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

black people. that is all...

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I am really good at math debating

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

i heart wiener

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

What break when you talk?

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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