a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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God.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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